Pedestrian Quotes

Idle/Walking down the street

 * "This hat smells like piss" (a reference to the old law about pregnant women pissing in a policeman's helmet)
 * "I'll start giving a shit when i get paid to." (reference to the general lack of funding for police in GB)
 * "People thank me for what I do every single day even though I work behind a desk."
 * "If the crew finds out I'm just Dennis the Donut boy, I'm finished!"
 * "I remember tazing kid for downloading an MP3.
 * "How do you arrest a burn victim for eating his toys?"

Chasing the player

 * "Stop it!"
 * "Stop right there!"
 * "Do not run! Get-here!"
 * "Hey, what's your favorite song!?"
 * "I told you to stop fucking running!"
 * "I just want to give you a high five!"
 * "No, Stay there!"
 * "I like the beach!"

Arresting the player

 * We got you now, bitch!
 * "GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!" (reference https://youtu.be/PZ7SzAm92e4)
 * "This'll be on Cop Wars" (reference to the shows like road wars and traffic cops that show coppers chasing criminals in britain)
 * "Can't terrorize any more people with your handicap!"

Idle/Walking down the street

 * "I don't advise a haircut, man"
 * "All hairdressers are in the employment of the government"
 * "Hair are your ariels, man"
 * We're gonna make a doll what shits it's self, man" (reference for above: https://youtu.be/zjt36D2k55g?t=469)


 * "You need a Camberwell carrot, man"
 * "They're selling hippie wigs in Wallwurtz man"

Getting car stolen

 * "I'll give you drugged onion"
 * "Do you wanna be dosed?"
 * "How long can you keep a grip on the rope"
 * (todo)

Being attacked

 * "If i medicined you, you'd think a brain tumor was a birthday present"
 * "You need a Camberwell carrot, man"
 * (todo)

Idle/Walking down the street

 * "Honestly, I've only had a few ales"
 * "look here, my cousins a QC"
 * (todo)

Getting car stolen

 * "look here, my cousins a QC"

Being attacked

 * (todo)

Idle/Walking down the street

 * (Various muttering)

Getting car stolen

 * (Various screams)

Being attacked

 * (Various screams)

Idle/Walking down the street

 * "I voted for UKET"
 * "My girlfriend is my mom, and she's also my sister. I don't know what that relation would be."
 * "Gay people scare me!"
 * "Just be paitient!"
 * "She's 57 but she looks 90!"
 * "She's 98, looks 24!"

Getting car stolen

 * "No way, you pissing shit!"
 * "What!? No way!"
 * "Hey, wanna get dinner?"
 * "I have a compulsion to meet women. Just.... meeting them."

Being attacked

 * "Get some logic in your head you fuckin' tit!"
 * "You fuckass!"
 * "I hope you get anally raped!"
 * "Make me some beans on toast ya' whore"
 * "Wheres stalin when you need him?!"

Idle/Walking down the street

 * "My excuse to be here? I don't know where i am."
 * "You give good directions." (sarcastically)
 * "For two quid you can't beat 'em"
 * "You can put that in the fridge."
 * "Thirty five...thirty-nine!"
 * "These are cold!"
 * "Where's the nearest chip shop?"

Getting car stolen

 * "I hope you're just jokin'."
 * "But I gotta get to the chippy!"
 * "But I only had thirty five-thirty nine payments left!"
 * "I've got chips in the boot!"
 * "No! I've gotta pick up a takeaway!"

Being attacked

 * "Is this some kind of youpube stunt!?"
 * "I was just on my way to the chippy!"
 * "You know what? Take my chips, I don't want them"
 * "You trying to steal my chips?"

Idle/Walking down the street

 * "I haven't had my period in 53 years."
 * "Hello! It's grandma!"
 * "I can't stop licking my bedsheets! Ugh!"
 * "I love to knit and eat fruitcake because I'm 900 fucking years old"
 * "Give grandpa a big lick on the nose!"
 * "Eat your fingernails and fear the red man!"
 * "I can't believe I got banned from the synagogue!"

Getting car stolen

 * "I don't even know how to drive!"
 * "But I just went to get something to eat!"
 * "I was outside chunking the tomato and now there's a bitch in my car!"
 * -someone slamming on a piano-

Being attacked

 * "Watch out, grandma's on the move!"
 * "Oh no! Stop attacking me?!?"
 * "I don't think that's appropriate?"
 * "We get it! You have fists!"
 * "Would you believe someone threw out month old cabbage!?"
 * "Leave me alone! I was supposed to go to the golf course!"

Idle/Walking down the street

 * Goddamn asset flippin'. Takin' all the good model making jobs from us Americans.
 * I think I have a cyst on my head. Wanna look at it?
 * I love shaking hands with strangers. My uncle bops taught me good.
 * -Muttering staying alive to himself-
 * I can't stop sucking butter!
 * I'm a bunion man, no time to talk!

Getting car stolen

 * You're sick.
 * Hold me closer, tiny dancer!
 * For heaven's sake, I haven't had this happen since 1983!
 * Is this my brother Jim?
 * I don't know!??!?!

Being attacked

 * You're sick, player.
 * Hold me closer, tiny dancer!
 * I have crabs!
 * Did you actually declaw your cat?
 * -scream as loud as he can into microphone-